Meeting Notes 2

Today we celebrated Simon's birthday...

Marcel: Hey, does this cake have gluten in it?

Jarvis: Yeah.

Marcel: How do you know?

Jarvis: It tastes good.

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Me: Does anyone want this piece of cake on my plate right here?

Herman: No, thanks.

Goeff: That's okay.

Marcel: Wait, is that your third piece?

Me: No. I had a piece and then half a piece of another cause whoever took it wasn't thorough.

Marcel: So you've had one-and-a-half?

Me: No, just one. The half was someone else's. They just weren't thorough. And if you're having a birthday party for a coworker and get a piece but aren't thorough by that, you forfeit the rights to the rest of the piece and whoever assumes the rest of the piece is not debited for as much taken during the transaction.

Jarvis: You've been working on legal documents a little too much lately, Will.

Me: I know.

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Marcel: I think Simon should get a second piece cause it's his birthday.

Jarvis: Why? It's not like he chipped in or anything...