Disclaimer

The opinions expressed on this site do not represent those of my employer, family, friends, coworkers, or even myself.

Names have been changed to cover my butt.

Places and other entities have been pseudononymized to kick a little more dirt over my tracks. Some connections are pretty easy to make, others are not.

But if I wanted to write fiction, I'd write a book or something. This is about as true as I can make it while maintaining some sort of privacy and being entertaining.

I'm sure there's more that I'm missing here, so I'll update it periodically.